the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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erindarko:

I have just ordered this mane hat for my cat and I have absolutely no regrets.

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death-by-lulz:

teacakes:
Angelina Jolie collects knives and knows how to cut a man.

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death-by-lulz:

teacakes:

Angelina Jolie collects knives and knows how to cut a man.

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thatfunnyblog:

this gif never fails to make me laugh
Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog:

this gif never fails to make me laugh

Funny Stuff you like?

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obama-llama-time:

How to get yo’ asian man.

obama-llama-time:

How to get yo’ asian man.

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A REAL BOY FRIENDDon’t care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.I don’t care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson.Just read this, it will make a difference.If only everyone could see this and understand it.When she stares at your mouthKiss herWhen she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause shethinks shes stronger than youGrab her and don’t let goWhen she starts cursing at you trying to act all toughKiss her and tell her you love herWhen she’s quietAsk her whats wrongWhen she ignores youGive her your attentionWhen she pulls awayPull her backWhen you see her at her worstTell her she’s beautifulWhen you see her start cryingJust hold her and don’t say a wordWhen you see her walkingSneak up and hug her waist from behindWhen she’s scaredProtect herWhen she steals your favorite hoodieLet her keep it and sleep with it for a nightWhen she teases youTease her back and make her laughWhen she doesn’t answer for a long timereassure her that everything is okayWhen she looks at you with doubtBack yourself upWhen she says that she loves youshe really does more than you can understandWhen she grabs at your handsHold her’s and play with her fingersWhen she bumps into you;bump into her back and make her laughWhen she tells you a secretkeep it safe and untoldWhen she looks at you in your eyesdont look away until she doesWhen she says it’s overshe still wants you to be hersWhen she reposts this bulletinshe wants you to read it- Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything- When she’s mad hug her tight and don’t let go- When she says she’s ok don’t believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she’ll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-Treat her like she’s all that matters to you- Stay up all night with her when she’s sick- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it’s stupid- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes-When she’s bored and sad, hang out with her-Let her know she’s important.- Don’t talk about other girls around her- Kiss her in the pouring rain- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:“Whose ass am i kicking baby?”

ohhmylovequotes:

A REAL BOY FRIEND

Don’t care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.
I don’t care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson.
Just read this, it will make a difference.
If only everyone could see this and understand it.


When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she
thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and don’t let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she’s quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she’s beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she’s scared
Protect her

When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she loves you
she really does more than you can understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold her’s and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she says it’s over
she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
- When she’s mad hug her tight and don’t let go
- When she says she’s ok don’t believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she’ll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Treat her like she’s all that matters to you
- Stay up all night with her when she’s sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it’s stupid
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes
-When she’s bored and sad, hang out with her
-Let her know she’s important.
- Don’t talk about other girls around her
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
“Whose ass am i kicking baby?”

(Source: rock-quote)

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